"Personally, before I'm on the job I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'How's your father'."
But seriously, the value of secondary prehensile appendages at waist-level is immeasurable-especially when you have as much additional midsection to sponge down as this guy. Those beefy digits, beetle-brow, henna-tat & general color scheme are also sharp as all get out.
True, another funny fact i noticed about centaurs and elephantaurs was that the front upper section is humanoid and therefore contains the stomach and intestines in the belly area, now further back the bulky beast body section also has a larger stomach in its midriff.
That must mean that with 2 stomachs and such massive digestive process going on these creature must produce tiny tiny plop plops!!
"Breathtaking. New plan: clone several dozen of these creatures, then air-drop them into Powers' honeymoon suite. If the stench doesn't get him, that deep sense of 'unit envy' should keep him out of my nonexistent hair."